Thursday, August 28, 2008

PLASTIC SURGERY MASTERPIECES or Where did I leave my nose?

The following pics are examples of very insecure egos, or just having mentally scrambled eggs or plain nut jobs. But each is a Masterpiece in their own right!


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A name synonymous with 'plastic surgery gone mental', Jocelyn has spent over US$4 million on recreating her face. Money well spent I say. She's a beauty.




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kiss kiss! The perma-tanned fashion guru is proud of her appearance and makes no apologies for her many surgeries. I wouldn't either, look at what a FOX she now is!





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Original Charlie's Angel Farrah rocks a Michael Jackson-inspired beak these days.




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Once a poverty-stricken young boy, Lepore's countless surgeries have made her one of the world's most famous transexuals. All comments aside, I think she's pretty fucken rad. YouTube her if you get a chance. I saw her perform once and it was funny as all hell. In a good way.




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Aging actor Burt isn't going to let gravity get in the way of a killer jawline. I heard he has had several penile enlargements and shaping as well, due to his rumored disfigured organ. If you have pics, send them my way.




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At 74 years of age, the outspoken US talk show host has successfully removed every line on her face! Any resemblance to a rotton smashed Halloween pumpkin is purely coincidental.




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Once married to Liza Minnelli, we hear David is now single - go get him, ladies and gentlemen!




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Italian socialite Michaela is only in her early 30s, yet manages quite a 'mature' look, don't you think?




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Once the hunky singer of 80's pop group Dead Or Alive, 48-year-old Pete Burns is now an impressive work of art.




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What scary celeb gallery is complete without a shot of the Queen of Pop herself, Michelle Jackson.




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Rumoured to be the inspiration for Michael Jackson's plastic surgery, legendary singer Diana's putting forward a pretty freaky face herself these days.




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Don't smile, Wayne! You'll crack in half.




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UK soap star Leslie is famous for inspiring the term 'trout pout' after a collagen implant gone wrong. p.s. She played the hot mod girl 'Steph' in Quadrophenia in 1979. What the fuck happenend?




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Jackie's surgically-enhanced face makes her just as scary-looking as her steroid-addicted disaster son Sylvester.




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Ex-teen dreamboat Patrick was once a swoonsome movie hunk. Now, he's just permanently startled with a look that emotes a stick up his ass.