Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Alternative Young Hipster Tattoo porn fuck shit- or some thoughts on those lame websites

"Being naked for Sui**de Girls is empowering to ALL women. Just look at how many guys are drooling over us!!"--Starla Suicide, 18 years old, member of Sui**de Girls and resident Rocket Scientist.

"I am a conceptualist and an artist. I don't have anything bad to say about about those CHEESY PHOTOGS from Suicide Girls, Gods Girls, Burning Angel, Razor Dolls, and all the rest of that amateur hipster porn other than I don't consider that talent or art. It isn't even CLOSE to being anything I would consider of worth. Its just a by-product of the media, fueled by young 'alternative' people who feel a need to 'belong' to a group they think is alternative. Too bad they're missing the entire point of being 'alternative' and 'underground'. Get a clue, you're not really underground or alternative when you're spreading your pink to the greater Global public. Are you that insecure that you need the acceptance from this nation of TV Zombies that worship Jeffree Starr, shop at Hot Topic, and think that Blink 182 and Green Day are PuNk RoCk? What little pathetic miserable lives they lead. But whatever, someone's got to entertain us and keep us laughing and letting us steal 'alt' porn to send out to everyone we know on the web." Thanks for that, actually....

P.S. This was actually a little post I had up on my Model Mayhem profile to ward off cheesy so-called models that think what they're doing is actually modeling. Due to the overwhelming amount of junk mail I received from these people bitching about the post and rationalizing what they do as 'art' and 'being creative' and how they should be taken seriously, I finally removed it since I was receiving between 10-30 messages a day. and I couldn't be bothered anymore, eventhough I was highly amused at the messages from these people and how they took themselves so fucking seriously. The last laugh was on them, since I forwarded their messages (for publication purposes) to every 'National Lampoon' type satirical and parody based website I could fine. hahaha...